Saturday, August 1, 2009

'Allo

I've never been into this whole blogging business to be honest with you. I actually think it's quite snazzy to have your own blog - to be able to write about whatever tickles your fancy and have all your friends read it and comment. But since I am blessed with the imagination of a vegetable, don't expect anything too extravagant to emerge from these entries. Be prepared for installments of insanely dull, mundanely insipid tripe that you'll probably only read to be polite. Or because you're bored. Or a combination thereof.

What can I say? I teach English to foreign students. I'm into sports. I'm not particularly artistic. Loud and crap music bores me massively. I like the world and learning useless but startling facts about it. Did you know that Finland has more islands than anywhere else in the world? Neither did I until a few days ago. Cool stuff. I have a rather unusual sense of humour, which probably only a few people can truly grasp. And another thing - I don't usually describe myself so candidly, so why am I writing all this nonsense? Ha! Only a week to go till the community shield. Bring it on, my son. You probably can now appreciate my previous assertion that I have very little to write about.

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